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Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling.  It's a little bit unnecessary, considering your future plans in this shirt, but hey: safety first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- This shirt is not a substitute for a seatbelt or a helmet.  It is a substitute for other, less honest shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. 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