Shipping policy

Lazy, vagabond dogs that we are, we make our products through Printify.  They're a print-on-demand business, so your product will go through two phases:  Production and Shipping.

Production

Each product type has a slightly different production time, and that time will change depending on the time of year and the size of the order.  On average, though, it takes Printify anywhere from 2 to 7 days to make your order.  As soon as the order is finished, it gets shipped.  At that point, the wait time is determined by whether Printify is shipping your product locally or internationally.

Shipping

We want you guys to get your stuff as soon as possible, so when we make a new product, we make sure to pick the options that will get to you fastest.  Some products have the option to get produced via "Global Fulfillment," which is fancy-talk for "as close to you as possible."  That allows us to treat the order like it's local, which means shipping gets much faster.  Still, it isn't offered for every product, so the normal shipping times are:

U.S Deliveries:  2 to 8 business days

Everywhere Else:  10 to 30 business days

As A General Rule

Figure your order will take about 2 weeks to reach you if you live in the U.S. and about a month if you live elsewhere.  We'd love to make that shorter, but until we can find a way to surpass certain shipping behemoths in an ethical fashion, we're going to have to ask for your patience instead.